Monday, 10 October 2016

Strangely chocolate themed

I'm having a very quiet day. Theoretically I should be either pitching or trying to do Proper Writing. I don't have that many days that are totally empty like this, so I should take advantage of them.  I've earned about 40p from writing this year. I can't even afford laurels to rest on. I could rest on: chicken wood shavings. Fallen leaves. Discarded child socks. That's about it.

Unfortunately the empty hours of limitless possibility are just depressing the hell out of me and I still have no ideas and the doomed fiction I have been desultorily toying with for months looks shit when I go back to it, so here I am. I have made several dental appointments, ordered a document from the DVLA and done my overdue VAT return, so there is no procrastination left to me.

Hang on, there's still the laundry! To the basement!

Ok, now I've even finished the laundry. Mmmmm, laundry. Shit. Let's do some lists.


Reasons for self-loathing

1. Bad thoughts, various.

2. Bought some of that chocolate I told myself I must never buy again because I am powerless to resist it.

3. Refused to assist late child finding missing shoe because they had spent previous half hour watching YouTube videos. Justified, perhaps, but arsehole-ish.

4. Not writing.

5. No ideas.

6. €500 overdrawn, but have randomly ordered 6 bars of chocolate on the Internet today BECAUSE, OH I DON'T KNOW. Hormones, maybe.

7. Weird, quite creepy obsession with true crime podcasts. Aural rubbernecking.

8. Keep trying to give up Twitter and keep failing. It makes me feel bad, because everyone is better at everything than me and I get sad and hate them. But then I had an amusing exchange about this awful chocolate (this is NOT either of the chocolates mentioned above) and this even worse photo from the chocolate wrapper:


and that kind of thing is the reason I keep coming back even though I KNOW it's rotting my brain.

9. Continued enfattening due to perpetual desire for melted cheese and alcohol. Frustration with enfattening. Failure to do anything about it other than consume even more melted cheese.


Small pleasures

1. Picard has its winter range in at last, so I can go back to not having to think about lunch (ugh, thinking) and just rotate Picard soups.

2. Ru Paul's Drag Race s7 is now on Netflix, and no form of visual entertainment makes me happier than Drag Race. The episode I watched today had Shakespeare AND beards and the lines "I'm serving bearded gladiator gothic fierceness" and "I'm bringing emancipation proclamation realness." (drag queen dressed as Abraham Lincoln), both of which I loved so much I had to write them down.

3. It's getting colder and the colder it gets the more cheerful I (usually) become.

4. I have made scones as part of my displacement smorgasbord of activities and they are delicious.

5. The heating being on.

6. It's nearly Shit Uccle Halloween time! These guys are ready




Things I hate

1. Our new boiler which takes 20 minutes to produce a reluctant dribble of warmish water.

2. The return of saxo-neighbour.

3. Crap dog shit bags that are badly perforated and rip.

4. This fucking iphone update which has turned me into a stereotypical angry old person. What? WHAT? *stabs at phone with furious finger*

5. Skiing. This is not new or relevant, I've just bunged it in. Though apparently we are going at Christmas so jolly fucking great, time to spend a hundred million euros, break a limb and get repeated static electric shocks whilst freezing cold.

6. My defective aching hips. I walk like Mrs Overall.

7. Chocolate that tells you what to do.

8. Spot on my cheek.

9. Being stalked around the internet daily by an extremely unsexy pair of men's slippers I once had the misfortune to look at and a t-shirt my son bought months ago.


Things I don't hate

1. My friends, who are very good at the sharing of various forms of mid-life gloom/despair/anger in amusing and consolatory ways.

2. Melted cheese.


Oh good, I have managed to idle away all my available time now and the children will be arriving to criticise my many chins, ask for money and generally be surly and insolent. Hurrah!


I hope your Monday has been less ridiculous than mine. What do you hate/not hate? Do you have reasons for self-loathing or tiny pleasures you wish to share with the group?



45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tiny pleasures:

I remembered to leave my slippers near the door when I left this morning, as opposed to their normal scattered positions of next to the bathroom sink (slipper 1) and under the bed (slipper 2). Thus this evening coming home I feel like a domestic goddess for being so forward thinking. A very very middle-aged domestic goddess.

Lisa-Marie said...

Chocolate bar man looks like Gollum. I bought a box of chocs, told my husband not to eat them as they are for Christmas, and then ate them myself

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Led inexorably to yearn at what soup Picard might have (mmmm, potiron, why do you never cross the channel?), I am now outraged at Potage Brighton. What the hell is this impostor of an "anglais" soup? With cheddar and carrots?? I don't know what Brighton Soup should have in it, but I think sea urchins and an unhygienic sandal would be the least of it.

I'm not denying it might be *tasty*, but it is not *English*.

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Anon - Your Brighton potage definitely has authentique saveur de Brighton.

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LYNN THIS IS SIMPLY THE BEST THING EVER. I got rid of my entire family from the sofa with last night's intestine based extravaganza.

Rosie - That is quite possibly the worst mental image of this year.

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I didn't realise it had started last week (and I had bought a copy of the Radio Times) - OMG I missed an episode!!!!! But last night's was a good one, I liked the ripped trousers and the little boy with the rat that was his friend. All of the intestinal stuff was a bit gross but strangely compulsive watching. Just love that programme so much.

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good day to anyone listening to my testimony, i really thank God for using dr ekuku in my life because i never believe i was going to be this happy again, my name is belinskey kapoor am from hessen germany, well my happiness is a good story to start a life because i never use to believe in spell, but today spell has brought into my life happiness because am very mush happy with my ex boyfriend again, i dated him three years we were so happy that we were always having it in mind that we were going to get married someday, but just last year my boyfriend said i was so ugly that he never love me anymore, well i was in a big pain , so i was just scrolling online just last week here and i saw much of testimonies of which this great man has done, some said they got healed from HIV, some said he make them conceive, some said he brought their home together again, some restoration of womb, and after i saw all this i said let me give this man a try, well i contacted him, so he said i have no problem, that my lover was going to come back withing 28 hours, so i waited, and after 28 hours my boyfriend called me on the phone,asking me to forgive him, well i did because i loved him, and now we are together again, so all thanks to dr ekuku, so if you have any problem or sickness at all contact him on his email now on his email :ekukuperfecthome@yahoo.com or visit him on his website :ekukuperfecthome.wixsite.com/dr-ekuku so run to him with your problems today and return with happiness, once again thank you great ekuku,

good day to anyone listening to my testimony, i really thank God for using dr ekuku in my life because i never believe i was going to be this happy again, my name is belinskey kapoor am from hessen germany, well my happiness is a good story to start a life because i never use to believe in spell, but today spell has brought into my life happiness because am very mush happy with my ex boyfriend again, i dated him three years we were so happy that we were always having it in mind that we were going to get married someday, but just last year my boyfriend said i was so ugly that he never love me anymore, well i was in a big pain , so i was just scrolling online just last week here and i saw much of testimonies of which this great man has done, some said they got healed from HIV, some said he make them conceive, some said he brought their home together again, some restoration of womb, and after i saw all this i said let me give this man a try, well i contacted him, so he said i have no problem, that my lover was going to come back withing 28 hours, so i waited, and after 28 hours my boyfriend called me on the phone,asking me to forgive him, well i did because i loved him, and now we are together again, so all thanks to dr ekuku, so if you have any problem or sickness at all contact him on his email now on his email :ekukuperfecthome@yahoo.com or visit him on his website :ekukuperfecthome.wixsite.com/dr-ekuku so run to him with your problems today and return with happiness, once again thank you great ekuku,

Harris Ntasha said...

Today has being the most happiest day of my life after 1 year of sadness and sorrow without being with the one i love, i tried all my possible best to make sure i make my lover happy but it never seems to work out well it was like am doing everything in vain but all thanks to Lord Alika for coming to change all my worries and sadness to Joy. i knew the great man when i read some wonderful reviews about Lord Alika how he has helped a lots of people on there relationship problem i was reading a magazine which then i saw great testimonies as well which then i decided not to waste time.he told me not to worry that he assures me that within 48 hours everything would be sorted out i believed Lord Alika so much because i believe he can't fail me and i sent him all my details. Truly Lord Alika never failed me,my husband who left me for good a year come back to me. My husband and i have been living contentedly since this spell caster reunited us together with his love spells. Thank you so so so much Lord Alika for your powerful spells. expressions are not sufficient to say thank you. here is his email address lordalikaspelltemple@yahoo.co.uk or http://lordalikaspelltemp8.wix.com/http call him +19206246318

Jewel Carol said...

Excited and extremely happy, and thankful that my marriage with my husband has been restored. me and my husband have been married of 22 years together 23. After i found him texting a coworker and questioned him, he said they were just friends but 3 wks later he told me he didnt love me anymore that he was in love with her and that i made him feel bad about himself and she didnt. He left home for 2 wks came home and left 2 wks later. Been gone for 3 1/2 months now. Hes been going to bars, calling women, lying like crazy, drinking like a fish and hasnt spoken to the kids the whole time hes been gone. His whole personality has changed. We believe he is going thru some sort of mid life crisis. Its crazy, he is acting like a person that we dont know anymore. Is it possible to get my marriage back. Because I know that he is going thru some crazy thing right now Im finding it very hard to let go. I still love him. How can I save my marriage and family when my husband is in the middle of a mid life crisis and wont listen to my or anyone else. We are so confused. i try to communicate with him but still hang off the phone on me,I love my family. and my husband and i need to keep my marriage save with him from other women so i have to seek for a love spell to keep our marriage stronger and safe so going online one day on facebook, i saw a prayer point, and a website say if you need your ex back, save your marriage, and fight your husband from divorce. i was so very happy a hopeful again that i can get back with my husband after i saw this website so i read this testimony of this website on how he help save his marriage nd i was excited to give a try so i contacted him and give him all the reason why i need his help, and he assured me that with-6 good hours of his spell that my husband will come back home to me so i believe and trust him coz he was like a father to me also a man of his words so today am happy that my husband who has been away for 3 1/2 months now with his coworker is back home with apology plz you all should help me and thank Dr happy he really save my life and my marriage so email him if you need help also on happylovespell2@gmail.com call +2348133873774 about his service and web site: http://happyspelltemple.webs.com/

Anonymous said...

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CHLOE OLIS said...

Am CHLOE OLIS from united States This is a testimony that I will tell to every one to hear. I have been married four 8years and on the ninth year of my marriage, another woman did a spell to take my Husband away from me and my husband left me and my 2kids to suffered for 3years until I met a post where this man DR DAN have helped someone and I decided to give him a try to help me bring my Husband back home and believe me I just contacted him and he promise to help me and after 4days as he have told me, I saw a car drove into the house and behold it was my husband and he have come to me and the kids and that is why I am so happy now..... To every one of you in similar problem should please contact DR DAN and have your lover back to your LIFE. His email: blessedspellhome@hotmail.com or website http://blessedspellhome4.wixsite.com/mysite or call him +13109813315

glory allen said...

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Dr ThomasPaul10 said...

Today has being the most happiest day of my life after 1 year of sadness and sorrow without being with the one i love, i tried all my possible best to make sure i make my lover happy but it never seems to work out well it was like am doing everything in vain but all thanks to Lord Alika for coming to change all my worries and sadness to Joy. i knew the great man when i read some wonderful reviews about Lord Alika how he has helped a lots of people on there relationship problem i was reading a magazine which then i saw great testimonies as well which then i decided not to waste time.he told me not to worry that he assures me that within 48 hours everything would be sorted out i believed Lord Alika so much because i believe he can't fail me and i sent him all my details. Truly Lord Alika never failed me,my husband who left me for good a year come back to me. My husband and i have been living contentedly since this spell caster reunited us together with his love spells. Thank you so so so much Lord Alika for your powerful spells. expressions are not sufficient to say thank you. here is his email address lon trustspellhome@gmail.com or spellsolutionhome@hotmail.com, you can also call him , he can be of help to you on any problem like
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Miller Smith said...

Hello, I am Miller Smith I’m the most happiest person on the face of the earth, after 6 months of sadness and sorrow without being with the one i love, i tried all my possible best to make sure i make my lover happy but it never seems to work out well it was like am doing everything in vain but all thanks goes to Lord Jaja for coming to change all my worries and sadness to Joy. i knew the great man when i read some wonderful testimony about Lord Jaja how he has helped lots of people on their relationship problems i was reading a magazine when i saw great testimonies, as well my predicament then i decided not to waste time because i have missed my lover so much i decided to contact him and share all my problem with him which he told me not to worry that he is assuring me that within 48 hours everything would be sorted out i believed Lord Jaja so much because of how he has been helping many people, my boyfriend who left me for good suddenly replied my text and returned my calls and asked me to please forgive him i was so happy am so grateful to Lord Jaja for what he has done for me and i promise to testify his goodness all through my life. If you are there passing the same problem or any kinds of problem contact this great man on his email address: lordjaja147@gmail.com
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glory allen said...

During my time of difficulty and heartbreak i was able to find refuge in the hands of Dr.AZA through his act of spell casting that he was able to bring my lover back within 48 hours, my husband left me and the kids for another woman and he said to me that he just want to be alone for sometime and i was so depress by his words and action but not knowing he did it because of another woman. The first time i read an article about Dr.AZA i was wondering if all the things that i read about were true because a lot of people where testifying about his good work, But since i was desperate to get my lover back i had no choice than to contact him through these details whatsApp number +2348107155060 and via email: azaspellcaster@gmail.com And to my greatest surprise i was able to get a positive result that got me shocked because my lover called me within hours that i contacted Dr.AZA.

Wayne Muir said...

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This article is dedicated to the Doctor ADE. I have been married with my wife for 5 years and recently she broke up with me and it hurt me deeply when she told me to leave her alone and that she does not love me anymore when i was always faithful and honest to her. I tried all the ways to get her back buying her what she wants like i always did and she still left me heart broken and she even has a new boyfriend which destroyed me even more until a friend of mine from high school directed me to this genuine spell Doctor called Ade. This man changed my life completely. I followed everything he told me to do and my wife came back begging for me back. I was stunned everything happened exactly like he told me. I had faith in everything he told me and everything was true. Also he was there every moment until i got my happiness back and he also provides spells that cures impotence, barrenness, diseases such as HIV/AID E.T.C You can contact him via email at { Adespelltemple@gmail.com }. He will help you in anything you need and quick to answer once you contact him. Call Him on +2347057375409.

Mark john said...

Hello Guys, I have to give this testimony of how GREAT PAPA intervene in my marriage, as I had a problem with my spouse 4 years ago, which led to our Break up and was even about to be divorced.. I was not myself again, ever since then my life have been filled with pains and bitterness, i couldn't imagine my life without him. I saw a testimony about a great man called GREAT PAPA and how he helps people around the world, that he can bring back lover within few days, actually I laughed it off and said I am not interested, but due to the love I have for my man, I consulted this great prophet and to my greatest surprise after 3 days my husband called me for the very first time in 4 years that he is missing me and that he is so sorry for everything he had done to me,he said he want me back and we are going to spend our life together and promise never to hurt me again.. I still can't believe my eyes because it's highly unbelievable! All I can say is thank you to GREAT PAPA for bringing back my husband to me and my kids and for anyone who might need the help of this great Prophet, please permit me to drop his mail here: VIA email<greatpapax@gmail.com
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Mary Wilkie said...

Hi everyone, I'm so excited.
My ex-boyfriend is back after a breakup,I’m extremely happy that will are living together again.
My name is Mary Wilkie from England.
My boyfriend of a 4yr just broke up with me and am 30 weeks pregnant.I have cried my self to sleep most of the nights and don’t seem to concentrate during lectures sometimes I stay awake almost all night thinking about him and start to cry all over again.Because of this I end up not having energy for my next day’s classes ,my attendance has dropped and am always in uni and on time.Generally he is a very nice guy ,he ended it because he said we were arguing a lot and not getting along.He is right we’ve been arguing during the pregnancy a lot .After the break up I kept ringing him and telling him I will change.I am in love with this guy and he is the best guy I have ever been with.I’m still hurt and in disbelief when he said he didn’t have any romantic feelings towards me anymore that hurt me faster than a lethal syringe.He texts me now and then mainly to check up on how am doing with the pregnancy,he is supportive with it but it’s not fair on me, him texting me as I just want to grieve the pain and not have any stress due to the pregnancy.i was really upset and i needed help, so i searched for help online and I came across a website that suggested that Dr Unity can help solve marital problems, restore broken relationships and so on. So, I felt I should give him a try. I contacted him and he told me what to do and i did it then he did a spell for me. 28 hours later, my bf came to me and apologized for the wrongs he did and promise never to do it again. Ever since then, everything has returned back to normal. I and my bf are living together happily again.. All thanks to Dr Unity. If you have any problem contact Dr.Unity now and i guarantee you that he will help you.Email him at: Unityspelltemple@gmail.com ,you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348071622464 ,His website: http://unityspelltemple.yolasite.com .

Linda Scott said...

There is a great joy in my heart which I want to share with everyone. I had a misunderstanding with my boyfriend since 4 month ago which led to us to break up and he never wanted to hear my voice again. He saw a beautiful love more prettier than myself.when i told my friend about this she directed me to Dr Jatto. He is a great spell caster. so I contacted him through his email and explained everything to him. He said that I shouldn't worry, that my boyfriend will come back to me on his knees begging for forgiveness. I bought an item that he told me to buy for the preparation of the spell. After everything was prepared he told me that my lover will come to me with 24 hours begging. My greatest joy now is that he actually came back to me and fell on his knees begging for forgiveness. and today we are happy. Do you have any problem with your boyfriend.Well worry no more because Dr Jatto can get you both back with a spell.Contact Dr Jatto today through his Email: drjattolovespellteple@gmail.com or drjattolovespelltemple@yahoo.co.uk or contact his Mobile:+2347050270268 or his websites:http://drjattolovespellte.wixsite.com/spelltempl!!!...

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glory allen said...

During my time of difficulty and heartbreak i was able to find refuge in the hands of Dr.AZA through his act of spell casting that he was able to bring my lover back within 48 hours, my husband left me and the kids for another woman and he said to me that he just want to be alone for sometime and i was so depress by his words and action but not knowing he did it because of another woman. The first time i read an article about Dr.AZA i was wondering if all the things that i read about were true because a lot of people where testifying about his good work, But since i was desperate to get my lover back i had no choice than to contact him through these details whatsApp number +2348107155060 and via email: azaspellcaster@gmail.com And to my greatest surprise i was able to get a positive result that got me shocked because my lover called me within hours that i contacted Dr.AZA.

Rosie Klein said...

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Rosie Klein said...

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Rosie Klein said...

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