Wednesday, 19 October 2016

Mittwoch

The Yorkshire Vet

Last night was not a vintage episode, though my beloved was pleasingly repelled by some lingering and frequently repeated shots of a tumour the size of a melon being removed from a dog's head, and of a cow having a small rubber tyre which had grown into its skin taken off its leg. The children left before it started, revolted at the mere idea.

The full rundown:

- Cow ankle/tyre removal
- Melon tumour labrador (good outcome, but looked like it was wearing a fur-coated bowler hat)
- Basset hound puppies (too small and slimy to be cute)
- The demise of Spitfire the cat and arrival of his replacement
- Amputation of wing of Squeaky the black swan

HOWEVER, it was excellent in at least one respect because it introduced as a minor character (= new mate for Squeaky) a swan called John. John the Swan. John. The. Swan. "I bought him from a man in Sutton," said John's owner, who had constructed a sort of temporary paddock for them while Squeaky recuperated, including a paddling pool and parasol. "His mate had been killed by an otter."

SO MANY QUESTIONS. Next week, the return of the priapic alpacas (yes, good name for an indie band).


For fuck's sake Marks et Spencer, knock it off


I think they were already doing this atrocity last year, but I don't think it reached Belgium. Clearly the product development team were not ferociously beaten enough over the summer if they feel it appropriate to bring them out again.

Ugh

Even prosecco and berry crisps might be better than my gastronomic experience this morning, where I absent-mindedly picked up a crumb from the table with the tip of my finger and put it in my mouth, then, startled by its crunchiness and unusual flavour, took it out again to see that I was in fact eating a small insect. I must say it wasn't actively disgusting, just... unexpected. Perhaps I am in fact more apocalypse ready than I hitherto realised?

Waffle Maths

Try on something expensive and don't buy it = a saving of €125, justifying purchase of 5 bars of expensive chocolate and a pair of H&M trousers (on M's infallible recommendation, thus deduct 50% of purchase price). Even so, given my only "work product" today has been 3 40 word listings, this is not sustainable. I am going to have to think about and then decide not to buy LOADS of other expensive stuff to sort out my finances.


Percentages

35% No apple turnovers in Marks et Spencer sadness
30% Damp socks and bad umbrella
20% Less bad tempered than I was this morning (not saying much)
15% Wishing I were here. Cocktails and skinks for all!

You?

31 comments:

MJ said...

I'm so glad that someone else shares my math abilities. I have to frequently remind myself that just because I didn't buy x doesn't mean that I actually saved a certain amount of money. Because, of course, that kind of math assumes that I've got the money to begin with. (It probably assumes other things too but that's way too mathematical for me.)
I must say that Yorkshire Vet fascinates me. I'm quite sure it's not available in Canada--or at least not on the 6 channels that I get. I did try YouTube but it's not available due to copyright law (oh that) and I need to subscribe to some random YouTube channel to watch it, which seems just a tad sketchy to me. Do continue with the descriptions!

Jane Murray Bird said...

This prosecco crisp nonsense can die in a fire but yesterday's cinnamon sugar tortilla cigars and worthy crumpets (sounds like an English village) looked legit delicious.

(Don't even with the teenagers.)

laura said...

M&S are out of their minds, they also have Bucks Fizz flavoured crisps. No, M&S, just no.

kath said...

I tried to interest the child in YV yesterday and he said it was shit so that was unlucky, is it usually much better? I might try him again.

Cannot believe I didn't know about curiosity museum almost on my doorstep. Dodo bones! Melvyn Peake exhibitions! I am going next week.

Waffle said...

Kath - I dunno, I love every moment, but my children can't stand it and refuse to watch. It's not a failsafe crowdpleaser....

Laura - NO NO NO. They are just trying to keep up with Sainsbury's and their satanic "twist" campaign.

Tom Irwin said...

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connika said...

This is hilarious...read out loud to everyone at breakfast!

Waffle said...

I can't help but take the constant marabout spam my weblog is getting personally. DR UNITY? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME??

Anonymous said...

Everyone should take their vowels very seriously

Waffle said...

Yes. I also take my vowels extremely seriously.

Maria Alexander said...

Getting ex boyfriend back after a breakup,I’m extremely happy that will are living together again. Am Maria 21yr from England, my boyfriend of a 4yr just broke up with me and am 30 weeks pregnant.I have cried my self to sleep most of the nights and don’t seem to concentrate during lectures sometimes I stay awake almost all night thinking about him and start to cry all over again.Because of this I end up not having energy for my next day’s classes ,my attendance has dropped and am always in uni and on time.Generally he is a very nice guy ,he ended it because he said we were arguing a lot and not getting along.He is right we’ve been arguing during the pregnancy a lot .After the break up I kept ringing him and telling him I will change.I am in love with this guy and he is the best guy I have ever been with.I’m still hurt and in disbelief when he said he didn’t have any romantic feelings towards me anymore that hurt me faster than a lethal syringe.He texts me now and then mainly to check up on how am doing with the pregnancy,he is supportive with it but it’s not fair on me, him texting me as I just want to grieve the pain and not have any stress due to the pregnancy.i was really upset and i needed help, so i searched for help online and I came across a website that suggested that Dr Unity can help solve marital problems, restore broken relationships and so on. So, I felt I should give him a try. I contacted him and he told me what to do and i did it then he did a spell for me. 28 hours later, my bf came to me and apologized for the wrongs he did and promise never to do it again. Ever since then, everything has returned back to normal. I and my bf are living together happily again.. All thanks to Dr Unity. If you have any problem contact Dr.Unity now and i guarantee you that he will help you.Email him at: Unityspelltemple@gmail.com ,you can also call him or add him on whats-app: +2348071622464.

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Sarah Marie said...

Excited my life is back My husband and I have been together for almost 11 years in October. The way we met wasn’t the best way since we both had relationships. We ended our relationships to be together (or so I thought we BOTH did). As soon as I ended up pregnant with our first baby, I find out he was cheating with his EX! My world went upside down. It was very hard for me since I was pregnant and hurt. Over the years I just kept forgiving him over and over again of not only multiple affairs, but of his accusations of me being unfaithful and disrespecting me. We now have 3 kids and I just completely felt neglected and felt low of myself. I had my own affair… It has not been easy for BOTH of us to overcome. Somehow over the last few weeks we have been working together to move on. We are now moving out of state. I love my husband and I am positive he loves me. I am going to try and show him this approach. Somehow we were already doing it! We have a better communication than we’ve had in years! We are learning how to speak calmly out feelings and concerns. It hasn’t been peachy, but I can see that we both are starting to respect eachother. We care for each other’s feelings. We have US a main priority. We aren’t taking counseling, but somehow we see that little by little we seem more comfortable with eachother. Sometimes we may notice how good it is going and may step back, but helping eachother out by holding and saying it’s ok to be happy again. I love my family. and my husband and i need to keep my marriage save with him from other women so i have to seek for a love spell to keep our marriage stronger so i contacted Dr happy who help me to keep my marriage save and secure from other women am very happy today coz my husband love me more and more like ever before, we are living as one big family again bless Dr happy for what he did to me and my husband if you need help contact him too he is real and 100% guarantee ok so email him at : happylovespell2@gmail.com call +2348133873774 about his service and web site: http://happyspelltemple.webs.com/

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Sarah Marie said...

Excited my life is back My husband and I have been together for almost 11 years in October. The way we met wasn’t the best way since we both had relationships. We ended our relationships to be together (or so I thought we BOTH did). As soon as I ended up pregnant with our first baby, I find out he was cheating with his EX! My world went upside down. It was very hard for me since I was pregnant and hurt. Over the years I just kept forgiving him over and over again of not only multiple affairs, but of his accusations of me being unfaithful and disrespecting me. We now have 3 kids and I just completely felt neglected and felt low of myself. I had my own affair… It has not been easy for BOTH of us to overcome. Somehow over the last few weeks we have been working together to move on. We are now moving out of state. I love my husband and I am positive he loves me. I am going to try and show him this approach. Somehow we were already doing it! We have a better communication than we’ve had in years! We are learning how to speak calmly out feelings and concerns. It hasn’t been peachy, but I can see that we both are starting to respect eachother. We care for each other’s feelings. We have US a main priority. We aren’t taking counseling, but somehow we see that little by little we seem more comfortable with eachother. Sometimes we may notice how good it is going and may step back, but helping eachother out by holding and saying it’s ok to be happy again. I love my family. and my husband and i need to keep my marriage save with him from other women so i have to seek for a love spell to keep our marriage stronger so i contacted Dr happy who help me to keep my marriage save and secure from other women am very happy today coz my husband love me more and more like ever before, we are living as one big family again bless Dr happy for what he did to me and my husband if you need help contact him too he is real and 100% guarantee ok so email him at : happylovespell2@gmail.com call +2348133873774 about his service and web site: http://happyspelltemple.webs.com/

Alic Benson said...

OMG!! This is certainly a shocking and a genuine Testimony i have ever
seen..I visited a forum here on the internet on the 20TH OF JUNE 2014,
after my husband separated me and my marriage of 8 years was broken down
and i was totally inconsolable and without hope because i have tried all
means to get my husband back after much pleading and did everything
possible to make sure that he comes back, but nothing worked out for me....
And i saw a marvelous testimony with this email dress
omozespelltemple666@gmail.com of this powerful and great spell caster called
Dr Omoze on the forum.. And i saw how Dr Omoze reunited a family and
brought the Husband of a woman back to her in just 24 hours..I never
believed it, because i never heard nor learnt anything about magic before..
Not a soul would have been able to influence me about magical spells, not
until Dr omoze did it for me and restored my marriage of 8 years back to me
and brought my spouse back to me in the same 24 hours just as i read on the
internet..i was truly astonished and shocked when my husband came to my
house and knelt down begging for forgiveness and for me to accept him
back.. I am really short of expressions, and i don't know how much to
convey my appreciation to you Dr omoze.. you are certainly a God sent to me
and my entire life and family.. he did his work just as he guaranteed me in
24 hours and it yielded an optimistic result to me and i was able to get my
Husband back. right now my Husband has falling so much in love with me and
my kids like never before. This spell casting isn't brain washing but he
opened up his eyes to see how much i love and wanted him, i really don't
know how best to be grateful to you Dr omoze for bringing happiness into
my life and family, and now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is his
Email: omozespelltemple666@gmail.com, or connect him with is whatapp number +2348102799582

Alic Benson said...

OMG!! This is certainly a shocking and a genuine Testimony i have ever
seen..I visited a forum here on the internet on the 20TH OF JUNE 2014,
after my husband separated me and my marriage of 8 years was broken down
and i was totally inconsolable and without hope because i have tried all
means to get my husband back after much pleading and did everything
possible to make sure that he comes back, but nothing worked out for me....
And i saw a marvelous testimony with this email dress
omozespelltemple666@gmail.com of this powerful and great spell caster called
Dr Omoze on the forum.. And i saw how Dr Omoze reunited a family and
brought the Husband of a woman back to her in just 24 hours..I never
believed it, because i never heard nor learnt anything about magic before..
Not a soul would have been able to influence me about magical spells, not
until Dr omoze did it for me and restored my marriage of 8 years back to me
and brought my spouse back to me in the same 24 hours just as i read on the
internet..i was truly astonished and shocked when my husband came to my
house and knelt down begging for forgiveness and for me to accept him
back.. I am really short of expressions, and i don't know how much to
convey my appreciation to you Dr omoze.. you are certainly a God sent to me
and my entire life and family.. he did his work just as he guaranteed me in
24 hours and it yielded an optimistic result to me and i was able to get my
Husband back. right now my Husband has falling so much in love with me and
my kids like never before. This spell casting isn't brain washing but he
opened up his eyes to see how much i love and wanted him, i really don't
know how best to be grateful to you Dr omoze for bringing happiness into
my life and family, and now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is his
Email: omozespelltemple666@gmail.com, or connect him with is whatapp number +2348102799582

Natasha said...

Natasha
I am overwhelmed today for what God used PROPHET WILLIAMS the great spell caster to do in my life. I had misunderstanding with my husband in the past and so it led us breaking up for 3 years but one day i saw a post of Jane Rodgers who posted on the internet that PROPHET WILLIAMS helped her with a spell that brought her Husband back so i decided to contact PROPHET WILLIAMS the great spell caster on his email. : prophetwilliamsspiritualtemple@gmail.com ;to help me and he assured me that my husband will come back to me. luckily today i am very glad to write on this wall that Morris my husband has come back to me as the great spell caster PROPHET WILLIAMS said. Do you have a problem with your Wife, Husband, boy friend, girl friend, relations or in your office and you think you have lost them? worry no more because PROPHET WILLIAMS the great spell caster can help you just as he helped me bring my husband back. Contact PROPHET WILLIAMS today via: E-mail: prophetwilliamsspiritualtemple@gmail.com

Tracey Danny said...

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Dr Hope is a very genuine spell caster and a very unique and a powerful man of wisdom. I was unable to get pregnant because i had fertility problems. My husband divorced me because of that. I was so worried and always crying and i was even thinking of committing suicide but a friend of mine introduced me to a great man called Dr Hope who also helped her with her problem. She gave me his email and i contacted him and explained everything to him. He assured me that he will help me and i should not worry. Dr Hope brought back joy to my life and to my family again by bringing my husband back to me with his spiritual powers, by making me to get pregnant, by curing my sister's cancer disease, by also curing my cousin's hiv virus with his special powers, and he also made my step brother to win a lottery of 2 million dollars. Dr Hope is really a gifted, amazing, and a very good man who truly knows how to do his job better and if not for him what would my life turn to? Dr Hope thank you so much and i will never stop talking about your great deeds. Words can not express how much good you have done for me and my family and i believe that even a thousand words won't be enough to describe your good great works. If you are in need of any spiritual help why not run to Dr Hope? just contact Dr Hope on his email: Ultimatesolutionhome55@yahoo.com or you can also contact him on his web site on:
http://ultimatesolutionho5.wixsite.com/dr-hope and he will help you. Dr Hope is harmless, safe and reliable so contact him now and get your solution. Thank you Dr Hope for you are indeed a great man.

Mary Silva said...

Hello everyone
I promise to share this testimony all over the world once my husband return back to me, and today with all due respect i want to thank DR.Best for bringing joy and happiness to my relationship and my family. I want to inform you all that there is a spell caster that is real and genuine. I never believed in any of these things until i loosed my husband,I required help until i found DR.Best a great spell caster, And he cast a love spell for me, and he assured me that I will get my husband back in two days after the spell has been cast. two days later, my phone rang, and so shockingly, it was my husband who has not called me for past 1 year now, and made an apology for the heart break,and told me that he is ready to be my back bone till the rest of his life with me. DR.Best released him up to know how much i loved and wanted him.And opened his eyes to picture how much we have share together. As I'am writing this testimony right now I'm the most happiest woman on earth and me and my husband is living a happy life and our love is now stronger than how it were even before our break up. So that's why I promised to share my testimony all over the universe .All thanks goes to DR.Best for the excessive work that he has done for me. Below is the email address in situation you are undergoing a heart break or any type of problem and I assure you that as he has done mine for me is going to do your own too you can contact the great man on bestotispelltemple@gmail.com, WHATS-APP OR CALL HIS CELL PHONE ON +2349059610378 BEY,..

Mandy Divanna said...

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Chelly Bruece said...

What a miracle to be pregnant again from the help of Dr JATTO, for 3 years of marriage me me and my Husband has been barren and ever since then i have been to several spiritual doctors they never helped me at all, and even with this childlessness me and my husband separated and he told me that he won't leave with a woman that can not give him a child, i cried and cried so much, until i met with this great spell caster that helped me and restored me back to my husband after meeting with him on the internet of how he helped others woman on conceiving having a happy family, after contacting him on his email:drjattolovespellteple@gmail.com or drjattolovespelltemple@yahoo.co.uk,and after speaking to him he cast a spell for me and when he was done my husband came back to me and made love to me and without wasting much time i was re-united back to my husband and after all we have been through i finally got pregnant and found out i was 2weeks pregnant and so that how my joy began. contact on his Mobile number:+2347050270268 or visit his website:http://drjattolovespellte.wixsite.com/spelltempl..

Junia Noel said...

My husband is back and am so Excited My life became devastated when my husband sent me packing, after 8 years that we have been together. I was lost and helpless after trying so many ways to make my husband take me back. One day at work, i was absent minded not knowing that my boss was calling me, so he sat and asked me what its was all about i told him and he smiled and said that it was not a problem. I never understand what he meant by it wasn't a problem getting my husband back, he said he used a spell to get his wife back when she left him for another man and now they are together till date and at first i was shocked hearing such thing from my boss. He gave me an email address of the great spell caster who helped him get his wife back, i never believed this would work but i had no choice that to get in contact with the spell caster which i did, and he requested for my information and that of my husband to enable him cast the spell and i sent him the details, but after two days, my mom called me that my husband came pleading that he wants me back, i never believed it because it was just like a dream and i had to rush down to my mothers place and to my greatest surprise, my husband was kneeling before me pleading for forgiveness that he wants me and the kid back home, then i gave Happy a call regarding sudden change of my husband and he made it clear to me that my husband will love me till the end of the world, that he will never leave my sight. Now me and my husband is back together again and has started doing pleasant things he hasn't done before, he makes me happy and do what he is suppose to do as a man without nagging. Please if you need help of any kind, kindly contact Happy for help and you can reach him via email: happylovespell2@gmail.com call +2348133873774 about his service and web site: http://happyspelltemple.webs.com/

Evelyn Scott said...

I can't believe how how Dr Jatto did this miracle to me but i am still shocked how he came to rescue me from my anguish and pain that has deserted my marriage me and my husband has been married for the past 2years and one sudden day me and my husband has a quarrel about why he always come back home everyday.suddenly he was mad and shouted and left the house and for almost 2month now i never heard from him.he don't reply my message neither does he pick my calls but it so amazing how i saw Dr Jatto testimony of a broken home he restored back on a blog. i contacted him and asked how he can help me.promised me that after casting a love spell for me in 24hours my husband will come back to me and never leave me ever again. i hoped in him and knew all will work out.after he cast the spell for me in 24hours my husband came back for me and begged for forgiveness since that day till now we are living so happily. contact his Email :drjattolovespellteple@gmail.com or drjattolovespelltemple@yahoo.co.uk or his Mobile:+2347050270268 or his website :http://drjattolovespellte.wixsite.com/spelltempl...

Natasha Davis said...

Hello my name is Natasha Davis..from United State...I want to let the world know about Dr.BAWADA the Great spell caster that brought back my boyfriend to me when i thought all hope was lost. we were 3years in our relationship when my boyfriend left me for another woman. Dr.BAWADA used his powerful spell to put a smile on my face by bringing back my boyfriend with his spell, at first i thought i was dreaming when my boyfriend came back to me on his knees begging me to forgive him and accept him back and ever since then he loves me more than i ever expected so i made a vow to my self that i will let the World know about Dr.BAWADA because he is a God on earth. Do you have problems in your relationship ? have your partner broke up with you and you still love and want him back ? contact Dr.BAWADA today for i give you 100% guarantee that he will help you just as he helped me.CONTACT his email: drbawadasolutionhome@gmail.com or his Mobile number:+2348110156066 or contact web/site
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Sarah Marie said...

Excited my life is back My husband and I have been together for almost 11 years in October. The way we met wasn’t the best way since we both had relationships. We ended our relationships to be together (or so I thought we BOTH did). As soon as I ended up pregnant with our first baby, I find out he was cheating with his EX! My world went upside down. It was very hard for me since I was pregnant and hurt. Over the years I just kept forgiving him over and over again of not only multiple affairs, but of his accusations of me being unfaithful and disrespecting me. We now have 3 kids and I just completely felt neglected and felt low of myself. I had my own affair… It has not been easy for BOTH of us to overcome. Somehow over the last few weeks we have been working together to move on. We are now moving out of state. I love my husband and I am positive he loves me. I am going to try and show him this approach. Somehow we were already doing it! We have a better communication than we’ve had in years! We are learning how to speak calmly out feelings and concerns. It hasn’t been peachy, but I can see that we both are starting to respect eachother. We care for each other’s feelings. We have US a main priority. We aren’t taking counseling, but somehow we see that little by little we seem more comfortable with eachother. Sometimes we may notice how good it is going and may step back, but helping eachother out by holding and saying it’s ok to be happy again. I love my family. and my husband and i need to keep my marriage save with him from other women so i have to seek for a love spell to keep our marriage stronger so i contacted Dr happy who help me to keep my marriage save and secure from other women am very happy today coz my husband love me more and more like ever before, we are living as one big family again bless Dr happy for what he did to me and my husband if you need help contact him too he is real and 100% guarantee ok so email him at : happylovespell2@gmail.com call +2348133873774 about his service and web site: http://happyspelltemple.webs.com/

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I want to share a great testimony on this website on how great man of God who
help me in falling pregnant,me and my husband have been trying to have a
baby for over 9 years,but they where no luck so we decided to contact the
family doctor and after all the test have been done,he said to us that one
of my fallopian tube is not functioning.then one day i was in the office
when a friend of mine who have the same problem with me, fall pregnant
after she contacted the man of God . prophet jeremaih.she directed me to him and when i contacted
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Varin Curtis said...

Hello everyone my name is Varin Curtis is the most wonderful thing i have ever experience and i need to share this great testimony... I just want to say thanks to Lord Masuka for taking time to help me cast the spell that brings back my ex lover {now my husband},who suddenly lost interest in me after six month of engagement,but today we are married and we are more happier than never before,i was truly flabbergasted and shocked when my ex lover stefan start begging for forgiveness and for me to accept him back.. I am really short of words and joyful, and i don't know how much to convey my appreciation to you Lord masuka you are a God sent to restore broken relationship.he deeply enjoy helping people achieve their desires, find true love,getting their ex lovers back,stop abusive relationships,find success,attract happiness,find soul mates and more,contact him today. and let him show you the wonders and amazement of his Love Spell System. He deliver results at his best in real spell casting,email him for help lordmasukaspelltemple@hotmail.com or you can also visit his website
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Anonymous said...

“I am Sarah from Australia. I want to thank God almighty and Dr Mighty One for bringing so much joy to my life. Since i was divorced i have been on the internet dating site looking for a soul mate. I met one Johny Mark who pretended he loved me so much little did i know that he was a scammer, he keeps on asking me to send him money all the time and in total i sent him $7500 till finally he opened up and told me he was a scammer. I was very heart broken because i have loved him so much. I couldn’t just allow my money go like that so i came to the internet to search for a spell caster to help me get back my money and i came across Dr. Mighty One’s post and i saw a lot of comment on the post of people thanking him for all he has done for them…with faith i decided to give him a try and i emailed him directly on drmightyonespelltempleonline@gmail.com. i explained all my problems to him and begged him to help me bring my money back, he said i shouldn’t bother anymore that he is gonna help me get back my money. few days after we talked, i was so surprised to get a email from the scammer who scammed me $7500 telling me to send my account so that he could transfer my money back to me, i sent him the account and he immediately sent me back my money… I was so surprised and shocked, i am so happy i got back my money, i was beginning to go bankrupt but all thanks to God almighty for sending Dr. Mighty to help me.”

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Jessica wayen said...


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Hello, i am Jessica Wayne from TX, USA. Life without my husband was a real mess for me and my children I am so happy to get my Ex back through the help of Dr Noble the spell caster . My greatest surprise was that 48 hours after the Doctor prepared the spell for me, my husband who has abandoned me for 4 years suddenly called me unexpectedly and am so happy that we have come to become one again through the help of Dr Noble and am so happy to be with my husband once again. Dr Noble is a very wonderful spell caster, you can contact him if you need his assistant because i know he can also help you. contact him through his email: templeofjoyandprosperity@gmail.com immediately

grace said...

ex-boyfriend is back after a breakup,I’m extremely happy that will are living together again.
My boyfriend of a 3yr just broke up with me and am 30 weeks pregnant.I have cried my self to sleep most of the nights and don’t seem to concentrate during lectures sometimes I stay awake almost all night thinking about him and start to cry all over again.Because of this I end up not having energy for my next day’s classes ,my attendance has dropped and am always in and on time.Generally he is a very nice guy ,he ended it because he said we were arguing a lot and not getting along.He is right we’ve been arguing during the pregnancy a lot .After the break up I kept ringing him and telling him I will change.I am in love with this guy and he is the best guy I have ever been with.I’m still hurt and in disbelief when he said he didn’t have any romantic feelings towards me anymore that hurt me faster than a lethal syringe.He texts me now and then mainly to check up on how am doing with the pregnancy,he is supportive with it but it’s not fair on me, him texting me as I just want to grieve the pain and not have any stress due to the pregnancy.i was really upset and i needed help, so i searched for help online and I came across a website that suggested that Dr Abaka can help solve marital problems, restore broken relationships and so on. So, I felt I should give him a try. I contacted him and he told me what to do and i did it then he did a spell for me. 28 hours later, my bf came to me and apologized for the wrongs he did and promise never to do it again. Ever since then, everything has returned back to normal. I and my bf are living together happily again.. All thanks to Dr Abaka. If you have any problem contact Dr.Abaka now and i guarantee you that he will help you.Email him at: drabakaspelltemple@gmail.com,you can also call him on +2349063230051,His website: http://drabakaspelltemple.blogspot.com