Mrs T says I should blog daily in the run up to book publication and she knows what she's talking about, so here I am again. God help us all, there are nearly two months to go. There's a week in early April when I'm in Yorkshire with no Internet though, so that'll be a nice break for you.
Things I have told to fuck off today
James Dyson on an advert - and I'd do it again in a heartbeat
Neighbour (through the wall)
My own shoelaces
Things that I am disproportionately and irrationally annoyed by today
All of the above
People drinking water out of mugs, this is a waste of a good mug, use a glass, damn you.
The dog's insistence on waiting until I have walked a good 200 yards ahead of him in the park, then furtively shitting so I have to go all the way back and try and work out where he was to do my civic hondenpoep orapen duty. This is sort of rational, though my belief he does it on purpose isn't.
My shitty little goat bleat of a persistent dry cough
My own inability to resist slice after slice of leftover birthday cake, godammit
Everyone (present company excepted, of course)
Percentage likelihood I may be hormonal
Basically just this "The horse is known for its malice" "You have a very muted reaction to losing your limbs"
I'm off to sulk in the cellar. What are you unreasonably tetchy about today?