Good evening and welcome to this evening's edition of 'committed to something I am too bad-tempered and lazy to do properly'.
Most annoying pet of the day
This one, with its relentless scrabbling, repeatedly making me think someone had broken in.
Awful freelance lunch:
Basically a re-run of yesterday with uglier soup. See the fish's expression on that plate? Mine was the same.
Hyena sex, BRRRRRRR.
I am wearing these crappy €15 jodhpurs and every time I get them out of the cupboard I forget that their cheap rough synthetic fabric grates my thighs to purée if I walk more than 15 minutes. Today has been no exception.
It's not raining
The neighbour is blissfully silent
THE LITTLE OWL IS BACK. Man, I have missed its angry little face and indignant strutting.
An excellent visit to the Old El Paso* (*made in Sweden) corral, ie. Anglo-Belgian faux-jitos.
Family: Why are you wearing a woolly hat
E: Because Old El Paso smell
Family: We finished eating half an hour ago
E: Old El Paso LINGERS.
Dutch class new vocab: Rape, violence, accessibility, equal rights, widow. Also "bucket", which is emmer. Dutch people think I am called bucket.
30% Self-inflicted lip biting pain
30% Administrative doom
10% Put upon
10% Bad bra`