THE FJORD IS COMPLETED. Roomba did not eat any of it.
See our nerd faces of Fjord joy. How will anything ever taste this sweet again?
L really has no place here since he did not contribute, other than to mock us occasionally. Shortly after this was taken, he also 'hilariously' stole a piece and has refused to return it. Someone will not be getting their eye-gougingly expensive Lego Robotics set for their birthday on Saturday. And maybe I'll make him a homemade phoenix cake for extra punishment with extra shit wings and a wonky face.
Today I went somewhere where, every time I tried to engage anyone in conversation or ask a question, people looked at me as if I was barking at them in Tim Burton Martian and said "pardon?". I've probably forgotten how to speak. Give me another few months and I'll just rattle gutturally like a camel preparing to spit at social occasions. Assuming I ever go to one again.
150% JIGSAW TRIUMPH AFTERGLOW