Thursday, 6 March 2014

Chicken unboxing

Hi. Welcome to some terrible photos of chickens. For full authenticity I should be doing this unboxing with a flat, unmodulated voiceover in which I describe every minute feature of each chicken until your brain starts to liquefy and seep out of your ear, but luckily for you, I had a cocktail instead. They have yellow legs. Tiny beady eyes. Feathers and so on. That's all I have.

Phase 1: selection. Your wishes are pretty much irrelevant to this lady. Don't ask her to do any heavy lifting because "they put wires in my back".


Phase 2: transport. Chickens are terrible co-pilots.


Phase 3: arrival


Phase 4: UNBOXING



Phase 5: download.


Phase 6: installation.


Phase 7: Compatibility testing ongoing.


16 comments:

GingerB said...

I think the weepette should be worried. Very worried. Your chickens are Gingers, and we all know Gingers have no souls.

Stacy said...

Chickens! There are at least two families with chicken coops in my neighborhood. When it gets warm, we'll hear them. Looking forward to many chicken adventures, provided weepette doesn't get any ideas.

pinklea said...

Those are real chickens! Somehow, when you were writing about them before, I didn't think they were going to be real live birds! Well, this should be an adventure ...

redfox said...

I am jealous! Your chickens look the very height of chickenhood.

H said...

I love the fact that the chickens' box originally held butter...

Good luck! I've always wanted some lavender pekins. When will they start laying?

Waffle said...

GingerB - In any ginger hen v whippet stand-off, I back the hen. Even running.

Pinklea - I am as surprised as you are.

H - EGG THIS MORNING EGG THIS MORNING EGG THIS MORNING. Probably a one off but so exciting!

Renia Edwards said...

Love the last pic of the weepette looking suspiciously at the interlopers.

Rachel said...

Eggs take 26 hours to form, so this one was a freebie from yesterday. The move will unsettle them, so don't be upset if you don't get any more for a few days. The most important thing though, is... who's going to eat it?!

Jane in SF said...

I want to give my mother hens for her 80th birthday but she says there are too many foxes nearby. I really want them myself but will have to make do with Emma Bridgewater mugs. Have fun with your chucks.

devil jiang said...

Vinay Dixit: The last decade has seen remarkable prada handbags changes in China those relating to consumer evolution, infrastructure development, income levels and consumption patterns, to name a few. Our research (based on 30,000 consumers studied replica rolex across ~60 cities since 2005) clearly shows that a framework is fast replacing the approach when it comes to targeting the Chinese consumers[1] replica chanel. Several key attitudes are now becoming more and more consistent in a geography of 250-300 km radius around key cities, irrespective of the tier in which these cities are.

lin liyi said...

resedy[url=http://prisdfsddsggs.html]repsferry[/url]http://prersdfgdsfgs.html

Happy Mothers day messages 2016 said...

mothers day sms 2016 ||
happy mothers day sms 2016 ||

best mothers day sms 2016 |||

mothers day messages 2016 ||

happy mothers day messages 2016 ||


Top mothers day messages 2016 /||

and

mothers day messages from daughter 2016 |
Top mothers day messages from daughter 2016 |

best mothers day messages from daughter 2016 |

mothers day SMS from daughter 2016 |

and

mothers day messages from son 2016 |
happy mothers day messages from son 2016 |
best mothers day messages from son 2016 |
mothers day sms from son 2016 |

and

funny mothers day SMS 2016 |
funny mothers day messages 2016 |

and

mothers day messages to friend 2016|
happy mothers day messages to friend 2016|

best mothers day messages to friend 2016|

ghada sayed said...


شركة نقل عفش بالدمام الشرق الاوسط متحصصه فى نقل عفش واثاث بالدمام ونقل العفش بالخبر كما انها توفر شركة نقل عفش بالجبيل والخبر وشركة نقل عفش بالقطيف والاحساء وجميع خدمات نقل العفش والاثاث بالمنطقة الشرقية بارخص اسعار نقل عفش بالدمام وتقدم ايضا شركة تخزين عفش بالدمام والخبر
نقل عفش بالدمام
شركة نقل اثاث بالدمام
شركة نقل اثاث بالخبر
شركة نقل اثاث بالجبيل
شركة نقل عفش بالخبر
شركة نقل عفش بالقطيف
شركة نقل اثاث بالاحساء
شركة نقل عفش الجبيل
شركة نقل عفش بالدمام

ghada sayed said...



شركة نقل اثاث بالجبيل
شركة نقل عفش بالخبر
شركات النقل البري بالدمام
شركات نقل العفش بالدمام
ارقام شركات نقل العفش بالدمام
ارخص شركة نقل اثاث بالدمام
شركة تخزين عفش بالدمام

ghada sayed said...


اهم شركات كشف تسربات المياه بالدمام كذلك معرض اهم شركة مكافحة حشرات بالدمام والخبر والجبيل والخبر والاحساء والقطيف كذكل شركة تنظيف خزانات بجدة وتنظيف بجدة ومكافحة الحشرات بالخبر وكشف تسربات المياه بالجبيل والقطيف والخبر والدمام
شركة تنظيف خزانات بجدة
شركة مكافحة حشرات بالدمام
شركة كشف تسربات المياه بالدمام
اهم شركات نقل العفش والاثاث بالدمام والخبر والجبيل اولقطيف والاحساء والرياض وجدة ومكة المدينة المنورة والخرج والطائف وخميس مشيط وبجدة افضل شركة نقل عفش بجدة نعرضها مجموعة الفا لنقل العفش بمكة والخرج والقصيم والطائف وتبوك وخميس مشيط ونجران وجيزان وبريدة والمدينة المنورة وينبع افضل شركات نقل الاثاث بالجبيل والطائف وخميس مشيط وبريدة وعنيزو وابها ونجران المدينة وينبع تبوك والقصيم الخرج حفر الباطن والظهران
شركة نقل عفش بالرياض
شركة نقل عفش بالطائف
شركة نقل عفش بالدمام
شركة نقل عفش بجدة
شركة نقل عفش بمكة

ghada sayed said...
This comment has been removed by the author.