Hi. Welcome to some terrible photos of chickens. For full authenticity I should be doing this unboxing with a flat, unmodulated voiceover in which I describe every minute feature of each chicken until your brain starts to liquefy and seep out of your ear, but luckily for you, I had a cocktail instead. They have yellow legs. Tiny beady eyes. Feathers and so on. That's all I have.
Phase 1: selection. Your wishes are pretty much irrelevant to this lady. Don't ask her to do any heavy lifting because "they put wires in my back".
Phase 2: transport. Chickens are terrible co-pilots.
Phase 3: arrival
Phase 4: UNBOXING
Phase 5: download.
Phase 6: installation.
Phase 7: Compatibility testing ongoing.