That said, I'm not sure how much joy a length of string can conjure, but there it is.
It's sparklier than it looks, honestly.
I am typing this on my phone on the train next to a giant gang of loud, clean-cut poshos who remind me frighteningly of my law days. God knows if it will work or whether I will survive the picture by picture recounting of a trade delegation trip to Doha (everyone featured is "a legend"). This is the extent of my devotion to our advent tedium. Today was better on the surprise envelope calendar. Look!
The Etsy calendar had the following:
I need to finish this before roaming fees kick in, but I promise a vastly improved effort tomorrow, or your money back.