"So ... that picture you just sent me. Is that three severed plush Capybara heads?"
"No. It is a capybara that is 94% face. It has tiny legs underneath. I was going to get you one but they only had the giganto-bara left and they wouldn't sell me the display one".
Also, there is one that is like a cloak for children, so they can have a hood like kapibarasan's head, but then on the packaging it says that it can be used as a blanket/hand warmer by crazy women like us".
"I see. Reading this, I am filled with the strange, soothing certainty that everything is going to be alright".
"M? Are you just walking around Seoul stalking giant rodents?"