This morning's disturbing discovery came in the form of my friendly neighbourhood ING's Ensor children's colouring competition. What next? A Jake & Dinos Chapman colouring competition? Hieronymous Bosch? Cicciolina era Jeff Koons? Brace yourselves, this is nasty, possibly nastier than the petits salés.
And this, my absolute favourite:
The lucky winner wins, wait for it, "one night in Ostende with your parents!". We will avoid drawing the obvious conclusion as to what second prize might be.
Do you dare me to enter? I'm thinking rainbows and maybe tiny unicorns. The small print seems to suggest I don't even have to be a minor to enter. Excellent.