One can only try and imagine the diktat on Halloween decorations circulated by the local Ucclois authorities.
"Each shop, regardless of type or nature or merchandise, must display one single, large, undecorated pumpkin"
"The uglier the pumpkin, the larger the Halloween tax rebate".
I was hard pressed to choose a favourite - I quite like the Starsky & Hutch cardigan in the ancient gentlemen's outfitters with its companion pumpkin, but in the end, the leopardskin bikini 'n' pumpkin combo just edged it.
It doesn't get any better when they go hors-piste, sadly.
Though this chocolate squirrel does, at least, have intense ecureuilian (yes, I invented that word, and frankly, I'm proud of it) malevolence: