Don't worry, we don't have a multi-million book/film/tv deal that you need to get envious of. We don't have anything tangible at all. But what we do have is:
Our new baby.
It's a beauty blog for idiots. Girl #101 if you like. Stupid beauty. On there you will learn what's under Giorgio Armani's regulation navy t shirt, how to do your eyeliner with an eagle, why you should never let Estée Lauder take a lock of your hair and how the beauty industry is dominated by lizards from outer space. We will be posting often, and ridiculously. And I really hope you like it. It's not just for girls. There are orcs. And there's , er, science. Lots of science.
Face Goop. Go ON.