In other not-even-slightly-news, I am feeling a little ratshit. The high point in self-esteem terms today has been the man cleaning tables at the chip shop smiling at me. Yes, this is how low we have sunk. However I will not draw you into my rat's nest of chaos and self-flagellation, you might catch something.Apart from that, the fastest way to happiness tonight, I guarantee, is to watch this spectacularly underwhelming video of a rubbish skateboarding owl. I love every bit of it. Note particularly that the man pulling him along on a piece of string is wearing slippers. It's the little things.
I found a good Kiss & Ride today.
Chaussé de tes kickers aux couleurs de l'arc-en-ciel, cheveux poivre et sel, tu attends, j'attends que tu montes dans le tram à Rogier, direction La Bourse. Le trajet est court mais intense. Tu es mon rayon de soleil. Veux-tu être mon maître? Je serais ta maîtresse
With your rainbow coloured Kickers, salt and pepper hair, you wait, I wait for you to get onto the tram at Rogier heading towards Bourse. The journey is short, but intense. You are my ray of sunshine. Do you want to be my master? I will be your mistress.