So. I think the only thing we really have time for today is a SURPRISE TEST. Intérro surprise! Close your browsers and get your pens out. Round One today, maybe further rounds later in the week.
Answer THREE of the following questions. Show your working.
1. Would you rather have your face eaten deferentially by a weepette, have your shins kicked with extreme prejudice by Dr Capybara, or suffer galloping blue waffle infection? Why?
2. How would you cure bloating in an albino clawed toad (as frequently requested by keyword searchers arriving at these pages)?
3. Attempt to suck your cheeks in as far as this man. Take a photograph of the result. Attempt to recreate in words the sound made when he sucks his cheeks in this far.
4. Create an ice cream flavour that exactly represents the town you live in (eg Brussels might be Jupiler chicory chunk).
5. What kind of animal would you call Huguette?
6. Who would you include in the Belgian government if it was your turn to run the country? You may include as many non-Belgians as you find amusing.
7. Is there any substitute for peas?
8. Provide one piece of advice given to you by a member of your family that you find either useful or ridiculous.
There. Marks and scoring and probable ridicule tomorrow.