Previously in the adventures of Derek the Boring Bird, Derek had narrowly averted catastrophe by careful checking of the dimensions of the bath. What next?
Oh wow. Katyboo is a genius. I was chilled to my core by the mention of the horrors of Kendall mint cake. Vomitous stuff! I hope the rest of the fete is able to maintain this standard!
Oh, oh, oh. It's absolutley brilliant! Declare her the winner of the miscellaneous category right now! Nobody is going to be able to top that, ever!
I have something for you too. Pretty feeble in comparison to Katy's but it took me ages to carve so it's getting entered anyway. Enjoy! http://confuzzledom.wordpress.com/2009/07/16/in-which-i-prove-that-carving-vegetables-is-definitely-not-one-of-my-talents/
Oh my, I could feel the frisson as I read faster and faster in the fear that the crispbreads had been sold earlier that morning. Phew!
Is it possible to move Katyboo to the new category of "Overall Fete Winner" so someone else might have a ghost of a chance in the Miscellaneous category??
I wasn't going to comment at all, feeling unworthy, but the word verification is "mente," so I thought it was a sign...
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Genius. We are so unworthy.
Love, love, LOVE Katyboo! She is genius! Declare her the winner now? No one could do better.
Just my view....
God, Derek sounds just like my husband....I'm scared now....
Love it. The excitement! The legwarmers! *fans self*
Thank you
The legwarmers are my favourite bit too. That Jane, she's a terror!
after such a brilliant entry, i no longer have the heart to try and enter the Fete -- i shall retire and wait for next year.
Particulary loved the door that said, "No time wasters; No pigs."
Oh wow. Katyboo is a genius. I was chilled to my core by the mention of the horrors of Kendall mint cake. Vomitous stuff! I hope the rest of the fete is able to maintain this standard!
Oh, oh, oh. It's absolutley brilliant! Declare her the winner of the miscellaneous category right now! Nobody is going to be able to top that, ever!
I have something for you too. Pretty feeble in comparison to Katy's but it took me ages to carve so it's getting entered anyway. Enjoy! http://confuzzledom.wordpress.com/2009/07/16/in-which-i-prove-that-carving-vegetables-is-definitely-not-one-of-my-talents/
Oh my, I could feel the frisson as I read faster and faster in the fear that the crispbreads had been sold earlier that morning. Phew!
Is it possible to move Katyboo to the new category of "Overall Fete Winner" so someone else might have a ghost of a chance in the Miscellaneous category??
I wasn't going to comment at all, feeling unworthy, but the word verification is "mente," so I thought it was a sign...
Derek is so beautiful. I am afraid my diaper based entries will not impress you all so much.
Bravo. So out of the loop of the whole fete malarkey but Derek must be sent to a publisher forthwith.
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