Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Let's panic about babies

No, it's no good, I can't keep you here any longer. You just have to go and read Let's Panic about Babies NOW. Because I keep spitting little fragments of Leo bar over myself when I read it. Any of it.

Dearest and most heavily pregnant best friend Violet, you, especially must read it. And get on with having that baby sharpish because I want to see it now and it's All About ME.

Go. Read it. You will thank me. If you don't read it I will poke you in the eye.

8 comments:

Sinda said...

They're brilliant, aren't they? It reminds me of the brilliance of the Haggis-on-Whey folks: http://www.haggis-on-whey.com/

Ali said...

Well, it's about time someone wrote a sensible, practical guide to babies. If only I'd had this 13 years ago with my first. I found it surprisingly soothing to read actually.

JustaRabbit said...

I love their sponsor ads!

Persephone said...

Oh, thank you! Thank you! I am having such a crap day and it's not just because I'm thirteen years postpartum (which is my excuse for everything. Biggest guffaws: The tee-shirts for breaking the news, and the what-new-mother-stereotype-are-you quiz. The clue for how I did on the latter is in the word verification.

Word verification: lemal, which is what I holler when leading the jug band.

Z said...

Sad to say, I was the young mother stereotype. I assured my d-i-l and my daughter that they could have the flattest stomach evah within 6 months as the weight just Drops Off. I swear, in my younger days, my idea of a diet was becoming pregnant.

Completely Alienne said...

Ikept a straight face till the red balloon of my sanity floated off. ..

Bits 4 Babies - Parenting | Baby Products | Baby shower wording said...

lol.... omg... I couldn't stop laughing. Every woman should have a read. It will brighten up her day. hehehe

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