Every day the keyword searches leading here cause me serious disquiet. But I am convinced they also offer fertile ground for FASCINATING CREATIVE ENDEAVOURS. Below, I have listed some of my favourite keyword searches of the last few months and I would like you to suggest what medium you think your favourite phrase below lends itself to (poetry, sculpture, cake, street theatre, vegetable, scientific experiment etc). I will select the best ones and execute them, Belgian Waffle style. Don't say video, because I don't know how. Or if you do, then you have to hold my hand throughout the entire process.
Ok? Ok! Keyword art is go*!
lizard karate on times
slime coat on sausage in fridge?
www invented french porno
lorraine kelly mid life tv crisis april 2009
what are the macaroon style small round biscuits marks and spencer give with coffee and tea in its cafes?
woman pees on a busy tram
the history of belgium waffles
flushing toilet hong kong science museum
belgian girls 33 years old the like to have fucking where ass or ...
i like rusty spoons not on youtube
what type of owl lives in la verne
naked balgian man
japanese ladies remove armpit
ben10 toys sad zara
pictures of men swimming in water or mud wearing dirty wet shirt,tie,trousers and a opened jacket
waffles torment me in my sleep
women in puffa jackets wallpaper
cabbage for triops
colour of tortoise faeces
what happens if dogs eat waffles
French pole vaulter runs naked uncensored
oliver james cortisol
dinner now fuck fuck fuck
(ps - If anyone will actually admit to being responsible for any of these searches they will get special consideration)
* Update: Vic has drawn my attention to the keyword poem she wrote, which is really beautiful. You should all go read it.