Here is your Belgian Waffle Easter treasure hunt. It's a bit crapola because I am a bit drunk on warm rosé and ice cream (yes, ice cream can make you drunk in the right circumstances. Don't argue with a slightly drunk panda who hasn't moved in days) and the CFO is watching Kitchen Nightmares really loud ("there will be strong language" I warn him "Channel 4 says so. That doesn't mean shackass". "Pff", he scoffs "I got a formal written warning for saying 'fuck' last year"). Bear with me.
The challenge is as follows.
1. You must locate these three chicks on these pages by following my clues. I have hidden them in old posts and I don't know how you will find them. I have not thought this through at all. Ah, well. Um, I will give you the month to make it easier. Ready? Ready! Yeah.
Garment for a guru
Made out of lips and testicles
C'est quoi un weepette?
2. Suggest three people who ought to join the Belgian government. They need not be Belgian or politicians. Give reasons for your answer.
3. Complete the following tie breaker:
Capybaras are the best kind of rodents because .....
The winner, to be decided entirely arbitrarily by me, will win some Belgian stuff. Good, high quality stuff that does not come out of my cupboard full of shit.
Go! Run, my little ones!