Those who mock the amusing domestic accident statistics thoughtfully provided by Rospa* shall be smote down by a Palmier biscuit.
And they shall suffer sorely of a severe laceration to the cheek. And there shall be much wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land of Bel-gium.
The infidels shall burn their thighs on a hot water bottle whilst asleep.
And their children and their children's children shall suffer mightily to have three stitches in their chins in a smiting by seesaw accident and the casualty departments of Bel-gium shall be filled with their lamenting.
In the space of one day.
And the Lord shall saith unto them "You don't look so bloody smart now, do you?"
For thus is it written in the scripture.
Thanks be to God!
*513 biscuit accidents in 2002. FACT.