"It doesn't matter WHO he is, just tell him you've been good, alright? That ring looks sharp"
How do you get around?
Christ to the fuck - who or WHAT is that next to you?
What do you give good children?
a) I put nuts and stuff in their shoes. Speculoos, chocolate money, oranges. Maybe a little coal.
b) Oh, you know, Nintendo, Littlest Pet Shop, whatever.
And how about bad ones?
a) See above. I get Père Fouettard to put them in a sack and kick them to Spain. Or in other places, I might beat them myself, or put them in a sack and drown them in the river. If I am in a good mood I might just give them coal. Or a stick. Whatever. You've got to use your instincts in this game.
b) There are no bad children!
Mostly (a)s - Probably St Nicolas. Approach with caution. Make it clear that you have been VERY good before engaging in dialogue.