"You are very bad Emma"
"I know. I should never have let the glasses come in here. I should have just taken them to Uniqlo. I didn't realise they would be so forceful!"
"Go and get on your train. You can't be trusted. And DON'T go in any shops at St Pancras "
Mean Glasses - not just for seeing with. May require personality and wardrobe transplant. Approach with caution. Grrrr.